Mad Clam

A vagina that harbors an STD.

Jesse got an STD from Julie's mad clam.

by Islandjunky May 15, 2009

clams up

When an idea or a plan is exceptional.

We should head directly to the pub for beers; CLAMS UP! (while holding thumb pressed against fingers pointed toward the sky)

by Donny Kerabatsos January 29, 2009

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

Clam Spam

When a chick you don't know sends you an unsolicited spread eagle shot.

That chick somehow got my number and sent me some clam spam.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

blue clam

The feeling a woman gets in her vagina when she hasn't had sex in a long time or the feeling she gets after sex and didn't climax

I haven't had sex in a week, I think I have blue clam. The sex was so bad now I have blue clam.

by pynkyscookies May 7, 2015

clam stamping

the female equivalency of tea bagging. (v) to clam stamp.

I gave that drunk passed out guy one helluva clam stamping...right on his nose. vagina tea bagging

by rysky October 1, 2014

clam casualty

When an important task is neglected and left undone due to lesbian sex taking top priority. Often used as an answer to a question with hashtags as #ClamCasualty

"Their entire garden died because they didn't water it all season... What a clam casualty!"

""Why didn't you pack a lunch today?" "#ClamCasualty"

by HankTheSkank27 April 5, 2017