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J dub cult

The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are considered to be a cult by some. Used derogatorily, or to indicate that the speaker considers them a cult. Often shortened to "J dub" for obvious reasons.
Atheist: "And now Caleb and Sophia are preaching against lesbians... man I hate the J dub cult."
by PLMMJ January 16, 2024
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Accidental cults

I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.
Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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BANANA CULT

A cult that is made out of loving bananas you will spend your time in the woods building around the culture. You will befriend a polar bear named banana you will love him until you die in the banana cult in the forest of bananas.
We traveled to the BANANA CULT
by BANANABOY! November 1, 2022
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Cult Of Click

The Cult of Click is a private members club for information security researchers, OSINT investigators, cybersecurity journalists and social engineers. New membership applications must be approved by a majority of members.
The Cult of Click is probably watching you right now.
by Cult Of Click February 12, 2019
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Death Cult

A "Death Cult" is a group that expresses the worship of the divine God-Emperor through the art and exploration of death.

Death and blood underpin Human existence. It is a common truism that only through continued blood-sacrifice in the face of a hostile universe will Mankind prevail, a sacrifice likened in the Imperial Creed to the bodily sacrifice of the Emperor Himself.
Death Cult is the ultimate rebellion against society's norms.
by Alitheya March 8, 2024
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Mariel cult

A bunch of crackheads obsessed over the youtuber BasicallyIDoWrk dresses up as Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
Person1: you guys heard of the Mariel cult on twitter?
person2: yeah what the fuck
person1; I know right
by viodoesit August 17, 2019
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Cult Classic

In terms of other media like websites, Tvtropes .org and Urbandictionary.com.
If you go to the tvtropes.org, a cult classic website, you will get addicted

Telling people tvtropes.org, the both famous and infimous cult classic, is an addictive wiki is trollish and misleading, because it gives the idea of 'for a wiki', and also, that it is far less addictive than it really is; tvtropes.org is one of the most addictive websites, in fact, it is addictive in general, so don't be troll when telling people about tvtropes.org, as friends don't give friends crippling addiction's not to mention anyone who gives a stranger a crippling addiction is just a jerk.
by bobsterclause March 22, 2022
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