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blake

he take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Hey you know the secy blake yea he lives in moriah
by Ilikelolis123 November 21, 2021
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blake effect

When someone makes a really bad joke or pun that completely derails everyone else's train of thought.
Person 1: oh, I've been meaning to tell you something..
Person 2: *interrupts with bad joke*
Person 1: ah, I , ah, wait what was I say, you Blake effected me
by Ahfritzy October 2, 2017
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Blake

Has a small dick and will always be very small and kind but can be mean to his good friends and he is an amazing person 🥰 he’s small and cute
Girl 1: hey look it’s Blake

Girl 2: he’s cute and small I could put him in my pocket
by Ayyyygangpoo December 7, 2019
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Blake

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake
by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024
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Blake

A Blake is someone that will bully you. I’ve known one for 7 years and he still bully’s me even if I try to get along with him
Blake: Hey loser
Random kid: leave me alone

Blake: not until you stop being a loser
by @ttv_trio_ August 18, 2020
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Blake

the most handsome and beautiful man in the world with the best butt and private parts
Dude Blake is so cute
by Everrsabuser October 11, 2025
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bitchass blake

A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.
Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.

Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.
by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021
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