Faggiest of the superheroes.
*Criminals commits a crime
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"
I mean how faggy is this shit.
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"
I mean how faggy is this shit.
by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023
Get the Batmanmug. Klarnetçi batman: 8 Yaşından beri ben hiç Çocuk olmadım.
Again our Eyes on the high! Since 8 days I have never been a child
Again our Eyes on the high! Since 8 days I have never been a child
by YNTM November 22, 2021
Get the Klarnetçi Batmanmug. Jeremiah and Kevin both became a Batman guy after a hot sweaty night, they were just Batman curious prior to that night.
by Notmethatsaidthat June 29, 2025
Get the batman guymug. Get the Batmanmug. by brm006 September 4, 2023
Get the I’m batmanmug. 🦇The Dark Knight. Rises....when she comes around.🦇Though he doesn't like to expose himself to the general public, it is known by many of those around the world that Batman is in fact none other than Shi Sterling, an unstoppable sex machine with an intellect that is unmatched. Hide your wives, mothers, in-laws, and grandmas.🦇
by TheDarkKnight88 September 5, 2019
Get the Batmanmug. A 'Batman' is a marvelous stunt typically performed in Online shooters, such as the Battlefield Series, in which a player dives from an elevated position, deploy their parachute to slow their movement and landing behind an enemy player, thus performing a melee takedown. This can only be considered a 'Batman' if the kill is made within three seconds of landing.
by GronkRapeson September 1, 2016
Get the Batmanmug.