batman wings

When one's testicles are sticking to the inner thigh

"Cory, i have some serious batman wings right now"

"You're the nastiest person i know"

by adtr160 September 1, 2017

Batman theatre

A fictional place that was made up cuz someone was high

Let’s go to the Batman theatre friend

by CeoOfSarcasm April 21, 2023

Batman - Batman

Batman

Batman: I'm Batman
Guy: Ok.
Man: Ok.
Joker: Why so serious?
Man: Ok.
Joker: What's Batman - Batman?
Man: Ok.

by Jeff#4 February 24, 2025

aboriginal batman

figure of the penrith community, usually spotted by his distinct deep voice and batman suit and for his possible but apparent addiction to some sort of drug

pinga 1: HOLY CUNT THATS ABORIGINAL BATMAN!!!!!
unkyjay: ye nah ye nah ur right cobba maybe that is lets go talk to the cunt aye

by big albo of penrith October 21, 2025

Batman

A deranged rich orphan who fights clowns and has sex with women who role play as cats.

I am Batman.

by Da_watchin_penn.jpg June 7, 2021

Literally batman

Micheala dunne.

She is literally batman.

by Johnny cage December 5, 2023

Batman

He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.

Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.

Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.

Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.

*a random thug yells*

Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!

-30 seconds later-

Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

*Batman right behind him*

Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.

Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*

by TheManThatWillBreakYou November 17, 2013