Testicans

Slang name for the Houston Texans. Formed from the root words “Testicle” and “Texans”. Typically used when addressing their terribly delusional fans, who think that this team will ever be as good as the Dallas Cowboys.

"Hey, Boner! Looks like your Testicans lost again."

by Cypher1 August 5, 2009

tastiecakes

pooh-nanay

u get no tastiecakes tonite ....

by tastie cakes lmao February 16, 2010

Testiblast

a). The act of cumming and tea bagging at the same time

b). When you completely beast up and ace a test, reach an atheletic achievment or just finished getting a wank from some bitch.

c). instead of getting hit in the nuts straight on, get hit at the back of the sack.

a). Don- dude i testiblasted that chick
bill- dude thats some sick shit!

b). Don- 98%, fuck yeah son just testiblasted that algebra quiz!
bill- alright but your still never getting laid

c). Don- Dude are you ok?
bill- shit man, that lax ball just testiblasted me
Don- ...I'd be blown

by Maniac500 March 2, 2010

tessied

To have sex with a girl and feel like your being over powered

-Dude i think i just got raped......she was so strong i was scared.. Ahh no dude you got tessied

by Cpt professor dr Elijah February 18, 2011

Testicalalia

The disease of constantly scratching the sac.

Yo dog, I got some testicalalia muy bad.

by ccurrie July 9, 2011

Testicalish

Your genitalia is ticklish.

Woman: So i went to go down his pants and he just started laughing hysterically.

Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.

by Beatdowns a Packin September 3, 2011

Testickler

The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.

"Look, those bikers over there all are sporting testicklers!"

- Dead guy

by Spanks Johnson February 29, 2012