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Testicans

Slang name for the Houston Texans. Formed from the root words “Testicle” and “Texans”. Typically used when addressing their terribly delusional fans, who think that this team will ever be as good as the Dallas Cowboys.

"Hey, Boner! Looks like your Testicans lost again."

by Cypher1 August 5, 2009