FSB Technique

The Finger-Spoon Breakup technique is a last resort breakup technique that will leave no doubt to the state of any relationship (or sudden lack there of) due to its unique approach to guilt manipulation.
The effect is that upon waking, a girl will find that she is spooning her boyfriend with one finger in his anus; as he awakes at the same moment, his shock and disgust will leave no other option but to end said relationship.

To implement the FSB technique: When the female partner is asleep, one puts ones head atop her lower arm, rotates into the small spoon position and pulls her into big spoon position. The next step is to (quite impressively) insert her finger into ones anus without rousing her from her slumber.
Upon waking, give the poor girl a moment to realise what "she has done" and then awake with apparent shock and display clear signs of feelings of abuse and mistrust. Explain the situation using emotional angles and lay on the guilt nice and heavy. The rest should come naturally

by Funk Master Slam May 5, 2010

Pleasure Technician

The 21st century & politically correct term for Prostitute or whore.

The Pleasure Technicians are still sellling their bodies for Sex........

by Seth Mythrax November 2, 2015

Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons

When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician

by Bigdickpreston September 20, 2016

Chimp technic

The chimp technic is a technic that involves the attacking of the groin very brutally. Chimps attack people mainly by aiming for the you know where. In some incidents they ripped the balls off of a man.

I got into a fight with some dude and i won by using the chimp technic and roundhouse kicked and ripped his balls.

by anonymous April 12, 2021

Torero Technique

Type of masturbation in which a man stands with his back to a mirror and masturbates seeing his own ass in the reflection, replicating the pose of a successful bullfighter.

I have such a good ass that I can do the Torero technique.

by Don Mantequilla December 31, 2021

back to back technique

when a nigga make you cum multiple times in one or more positions

my man stay having me cum .. his back to back technique strong as fuck .

by camcam813 June 14, 2017

immortal technique

An overated average rapper. What sets him apart is that he has been to college and probably watches an assload of national geographic's ''Is It Real?''.Some of his lines are insane ill give him that, but most are overly violent and disgusting for no apparent reason and hold not an ounce of truth. Eminem is 20x more talented than immortal technique. Also he is muuuuch more enjoyable to listen to than immortal technique.

"im going to rape the corpse of an aids infested aborted fetus"-an average immortal technique line

by megatronnnn October 18, 2009