Mens testicle fluid

Semen, cum, sperm and few ather words

Hey bob i sprayed my mens testicle fluid on that cutie yesterday

Good for you jhon

by Maskvicius564 April 25, 2023

Survival Tactics

One of the greatest hip hop songs of the early 2010s, written and performed by then 17 year old Joey Bada$$ and Capital STEEZ. Featured on Joey Badass' debut mixtape, 1999 (2012), the song contains wildly impressive lyricism and provides a point of view of the lives of the artists, who point out the faults of their society and the people that run it.

"Hey what's your favorite song?"
"Obviously Survival Tactics by Joey Bada$$ and Capital STEEZ!"

by JozifBadmon May 15, 2023

Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 20, 2013

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle

When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!

by WreckWrack October 22, 2018

testichin

When a teenager tries to grow a beard, but it looks like pubic hair do to Un-muscularity which creats a chee-a-chin (Chee-a-pet)effect. The chin then look like a ball sack or Testicals, hence the word Testichin.

You see Johns Testichin.. looks like he has been smoking the Bologna Pony!..

by The Notebook November 5, 2005

Testical Eyes

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals

Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.

by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010

Testicle Molester

A He, he/she or she whom runs around squeezing others testicles to the point of extreme pain, they have a look in their victim's eyes an assume they are enjoying it and then proceed to squeeze harder.

This is not pleasurable to the male reproductive organ, it is in fact a potential hazard risk to the seed of fertility and the seed of joy (wink wink).
We ask that you would NOT do this.
And If you feel you may be guilty of Testicle Molesting....
YOU BE NICE AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SQUEEZING OUR NUTS !!!!

See that chick, she's a right Testicle Molester

by Inverkeithing June 15, 2011