Tug Tug Splat

The car game of masturbating in the back seat in the interest of finishing in the eyes of the driver, causing and accident is the primary goal

Just had a quality game of Tug Tug Splat with Grandma

by The Bows July 11, 2015

Tuscan Tug

Giving a farm boy a handjob behind the barn

It’s not gay to do a Tuscan Tug at sunset. That shits romantic as fuck

by Fukhedfred September 13, 2020

Tug and snug

Jerking off right before going to bed, usually as a method of helping to induce sleep

I had trouble sleeping last night, so I hit a quick tug and snug to help myself pass out

by Busymcnugget March 17, 2024

Yankee Rug-Tug

When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.

Person one: "oh man, you worked so hard this week, you're gonna make so much money"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"

by Thetug January 6, 2022

Tug Fuel

Porn, or any material that can be used for masturbatory purposes...

I found some old nude pics of girls past on my phone so I used them as tug fuel when I polished the knob last night...

by BIG SMITTy SMIT April 7, 2016

Mud Tug

The act of giving a handjob after anal sex.

Jess gave Matt a mud tug after he jammed it up her pooper.

by Zach9293 October 11, 2014

Tug The Rope

masturbation

guy: bro im bored im gonna go tug the rope
guy2: coomer

by bo'o'oh_wo'oh February 22, 2024