Habanero Trumpet

You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face
"I told him I liked it spicy in the bedroom so he gave me a Habanero Trumpet"
by Krazychris89 July 25, 2016
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Trumpet Butt

When someone farts.

It’s a polite way to highlight someone’s flatulence.
(Someone farts). “Calm down trumpet butt
by Sapio Peach August 02, 2022
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Donald Trumpet

Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesn’t accept GLBTQ+
Donald Trumpet loves children
by Willybeard.65 December 07, 2020
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Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper
Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.
by Old Dirty Ninja June 27, 2025
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Meat Trumpet

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ
Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
by Vyvyan Bastard January 06, 2025
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trumpeteer

Someone who is such a fan of Donald Trump that they would blow him like a flugelhorn if given the chance.
Every one of these Trumpeteers at tonights "Stop the Steal" rally would drop to their knees if Donald walked in!
by Finleah November 06, 2021
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Trumpeteer

Trump sidekick; member of the MAGA contingent.
The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.
by Wizard of Odds April 21, 2024
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