skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 16, 2008

sidebar-tracked

When one goes to a website to read a particular article or watch a certain video but ends up reading or watching something completely different from the sidebar instead.

"Hey honey, did you get that link I sent you about the squirrel water skiing? Oh shoot, I went on you tube to look at it but got sidebar-tracked and watched the turtle having sex with a shoe instead.

by ohdann December 18, 2012

shit diss track

When Hugo Adolfsson makes a rap song.

Hugos made a shit diss track

by Diss God September 1, 2017

National Track Star Day

National Track star day is the official day for the best sport in the world Track and Field it takes place on November 6 of every year

Tomorrow will be National Track Star Day

by The Real Christian E. August 1, 2023

Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack

Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

Track

A shot term word used for “track and field”. A sport that is made out of many running events and field events.

Hey do u do track?

by The Gwailou February 21, 2019

tain tracks

When your girl is listening to the bass in your car and its good... the vibrations will cause "tain tracks" on the seat somewhat under the vicinity of her posterior. Dirivitive of "poon-tain"

The bass hit just right that the girl in the passenger seat left tain tracks when she got up.

by Mattrayward79 September 14, 2020