tootsie rancher

Someone who ranches that tootsie

Hey girl, your I’m here to be tour tootsie rancher!

by The notorious tootsie rancher June 18, 2024

Tootsie pouch

slang for butthole i.e. place you poop from.

Yesterday I had to go to the bathroom so bad my Tootsie pouch was ready to explode.

by King Ross 207 February 25, 2025

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."

"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"

by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025

Tofish

A fish made of tofu.

Hey dude want some tofish?

That depends what's a tofish?

Haven't you heard it's this new invention!
A fish made of tofu!

by Sleepy cat June 20, 2025

Tootsie Roll

A 70yo man's penis while watching porn trying to jack off ..

Old man Raymond proved that at any age you can still get that tootsie roll to rise up!

by MR Bownes August 12, 2025

tots

the newborn of a rat

I found some tots in caves.

by Postago October 8, 2025

pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).

"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"

by Loaked March 14, 2009