butter kisses

Giving someone a kiss on the butthole right after they have taken a dump.

We decided to do something very crazy to tell all of our friends so we performed "butter kisses" on each other to celebrate our anniversary.

by Jimmnycrickett March 12, 2014

Peacunt Butter

When (generally a man) someone buys a fresh jar of peanut butter (usually creamy but the pro's use chunky) and carves a vagina into it then proceeds to have sex with the vagina carved peanut butter.

Josh: Tyler look at this! it's a jar of peacunt butter!
Tyler: ...

by Balls in Your Orange Julius September 11, 2013

Butter Squatch

Getting raped analy by a big brolic Asian dude

Big brolic asian dude: "Hey Tony What would you do if i butter your squatch bud"
Tony:"fuck dude ill butter your daughters squatch"
Butter Squatch

by ChooiceKisser69420 September 17, 2023

Butter Trail

Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.

Travis: "Hey, didn't Justin drop a deuce earlier?"
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!

by terekanddravis March 5, 2010

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.

As a child on a crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman wearing yoga pants.

by Saf-One March 7, 2017

skimming the butter

The act of luring the ugly fat friend away from a group of hot girls.

"Hey, bro, you see that group of girls over there? You've gotta go start skimming the butter so that I can get in there".

by Macaroni Maniac October 5, 2017

Glasses Butter

That greasy fingerprint on the lens of your glasses, left on there by either yourself as a mistake, or some dickish kid who knows how to piss you off. It can't be wiped away, and just spreads if you try to do so. You'll most likely have to deal with it for a while and it gets more irritating the longer it's there.

Jeremy put Glasses Butter on my lens after eating some Cheetos and it's never going away. Ever.

by Bill "Bill" Billson July 27, 2016