Emily
EMILY IS COW GOD
ALL WORSHIP EMILY
HAMBURGERS SHALL BE BANISHED
WORHSIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
WORSHIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
EMILY IS COW GOD
ALL WORSHIP EMILY
HAMBURGERS SHALL BE BANISHED
WORHSIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
WORSHIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
by B-U-T-T-H-O-L-E May 11, 2019

pale, very overweight, shaped like a fire hydrant women with football helmet hair styles that live in upstate Michigan
by Joseph Morio April 13, 2006

The action of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after performing unprotected anal sex with her. The object is to cover her face with feces and/or blood.
by WotanMitUns June 22, 2006

–noun, plural -- jersey cows
1. A large human female, sometimes mistaken for a a bovine female; originating from the sate of New Jersey
2. The mature female offspring of a jersey bull and a jersey cow
1. A large human female, sometimes mistaken for a a bovine female; originating from the sate of New Jersey
2. The mature female offspring of a jersey bull and a jersey cow
A: "I was walking through New Jersey and thought I was on a ranch."
R: "What do you mean?"
A: "I couldn't look two feet without seeing a Jersey Cow."
R: "What do you mean?"
A: "I couldn't look two feet without seeing a Jersey Cow."
by bobbybfunk February 25, 2010

A cow who is a ninja and stands on motherfuckers who try to mess with him. A cow ninja is also a fast cow who knows how to handle his weapons and use his speed to propell him/herself onto walls, basically running on walls.
by Yoer November 14, 2007

a female's nipple which happens to be very unattractively different than originally imagined, i.e. large, pale, did i say large?, spread out flat like some pancake nipples.
by Mr. V. Manhattan January 3, 2011

A Texas Hold'em Poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (Two pair on the flop)
Jake's hole cards were a 6 and a 9. The flop was Ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6's and a pair of 9's. Two pair on the flop, A Jogging Cow, an udderly good hand.
by Dolfer January 9, 2010
