Cow God

Emily
EMILY IS COW GOD
ALL WORSHIP EMILY
HAMBURGERS SHALL BE BANISHED
WORHSIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
WORSHIP
WORSHIP
EMILY

hey do you believe in the cow god
yes! emily the cow god

by B-U-T-T-H-O-L-E May 11, 2019

Snow Cow

pale, very overweight, shaped like a fire hydrant women with football helmet hair styles that live in upstate Michigan

No way the Snow Cow would fit into the size 5 dress like she insisted.

by Joseph Morio April 13, 2006

brown cow

The action of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after performing unprotected anal sex with her. The object is to cover her face with feces and/or blood.

When Carly refused to cook ribs, Alex gave her a brown cow.

by WotanMitUns June 22, 2006

jersey cow

–noun, plural -- jersey cows
1. A large human female, sometimes mistaken for a a bovine female; originating from the sate of New Jersey
2. The mature female offspring of a jersey bull and a jersey cow

A: "I was walking through New Jersey and thought I was on a ranch."
R: "What do you mean?"
A: "I couldn't look two feet without seeing a Jersey Cow."

by bobbybfunk February 25, 2010

Cow ninja

A cow who is a ninja and stands on motherfuckers who try to mess with him. A cow ninja is also a fast cow who knows how to handle his weapons and use his speed to propell him/herself onto walls, basically running on walls.

"Omg look a cow ninja!" says the kid
"moo" shink!!
the cow says "another head gone, moo"

by Yoer November 14, 2007

cow nipples

a female's nipple which happens to be very unattractively different than originally imagined, i.e. large, pale, did i say large?, spread out flat like some pancake nipples.

Yeah, but she has cow nipples.

by Mr. V. Manhattan January 3, 2011

A Jogging Cow

A Texas Hold'em Poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (Two pair on the flop)

Jake's hole cards were a 6 and a 9. The flop was Ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6's and a pair of 9's. Two pair on the flop, A Jogging Cow, an udderly good hand.

by Dolfer January 9, 2010