hood poor

The opposite of hood rich. Your credit has gone so horrendous that you can no longer buy the items that you desire and IRS is after your ass. You don't have any more cash to spare for weed. Your mom is enough of you and kicks you out of her basement.

Yo did ya hear my buddy Jerome is so fuckin' hood poor, nigga can't even afford a single shot last saturday

by Oriental Memes March 12, 2017

brobin hood

Bro who takes from his parents to buy his friends beer and shit.

"Mack totally bought all the rounds last night. And the Pot. And the gas. He's so generous."

"Nah, he's a Brobin Hood. His Dad's a hotshot lawyer. There's no way he could've covered all that working at Taco Bell."

by SaucyMcMuffin May 18, 2014

Hood stank

Someone whose attitude is falsely confident because it is arrogant; but derives from being ghetto.

Beyoncé is bougie but Megan thee Stallion is hood stank.

by Countdown_Krew February 25, 2021

Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.

Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin

by trippynicki May 24, 2021

Calum Hood

The sensational the bodacious the CALUM HOOD
The hottest in 5sos

Calum Hood? Oh yeah the hottest guy in 5 seconds of summer. Calum gives very much big dick energy

by calumhoodswifey January 28, 2021

hood yodeling

1)when rap lyrics don't sound like actual words just series of pitches and tones in a semi melodic fashion. 2)the type of rap that tries to attach itself to real hip hop.....:see trap music

Young thug sounds likes he's hood yodeling when he raps.

by rorr82 n Bucky BaxWar Carr May 24, 2016

hood wagon

A group of ghetto friends who follow behind you while you look for girls.

"Don't worry girl, that's just my Hood Wagon following us."

by 66thave August 3, 2015