Merry Christmas

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by anonymous December 30, 2020

christmas trees

What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.

Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.

by Kiwi April 26, 2004

Christmas Zombie

Jesus.

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.

by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008

Christmas Graduate

University student that is kicked out of school halfway through the year due to poor academic performance.

"Where did Charlie go?"

"He got debarred. He's a Christmas Graduate."

by Eugene206 December 7, 2006

Christmas squirts

When your diarrhea turns from green to red.

A common symptom of the Billy May's flu is the Christmas squirts.

by banjo player #17 October 10, 2009

christmas hold

It is a Roy & HG term for goosing;
reaching between someone's legs from behind and grabbing their... Ummm... Package.

grabbing a bloke in a Christmas hold

by Strunki September 15, 2007

Christmas Oreo

A termed used derogate whites for being "white on the outside, black on the inside" as are Christmas Oreos. This is a play on the word Oreo.

Dude, Dwight is listening to Tupac again, he's such a christmas oreo.

by PeepingHal July 23, 2006