bible muncher

-a mo'fucka who carries around a Bible all the time and spews religious nonsense

-hates gays because of their "religion"

"did see that guy bullying the gays"
"that man is a Bible muncher"

by Misspelled_Avocado December 8, 2022

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dih on the bible

When someone's pressing you and you want to tell them you're telling the truth; similar to "on god"

Person 1: "say on god you wasn't texting my girl"
Person 2: "dih on the bible bro i ain't like that"

by arcanev4 April 18, 2025

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Bible Guys

a group that is cool eats pizza and plays club penguin but slang versian sias CANCEROUS TO WHOEVER HATES THEM.

yeah join Bible guys man.

by THE BIBLE GUYS April 25, 2019

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A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.

There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.

by Plain_Old_Eli May 6, 2025

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