Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, a narcissistic woman who relies solely on adoration. She uses song writing to make money and more fame. Every time something bad happens in her perfect life we have to listen otherwise Swifty will get in a tantrum. While she makes millions from petty problems, she also tries desperately hard to relate to people and always holds grudges. Shake it off was an attempt at pop music so she could make more money and earn more loyalty from fans. The whole premise of that song was to not care, while most of her songs are about her caring and being oversensitive. An extremely greedy person who should not be as popular as she is, but as the old saying goes "fake it 'til you make it"

Taylor Swift:

Taylor: I'm just going to shake, shake, shake
Person: But you're the one who cries over nothing...
Taylor: No I don't! I'm caring, sweet and cute.
Person: You use your face to project your career and make people pity you
Taylor: You're just a hater!!!!

Person: All I'm doing is giving facts
Taylor: FANS. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Wtf. Crazy bit-

by RealHumanBeing000000000000 December 27, 2019

taylor swift

my wife. my best friend. my lover.

me: i LOVE taylor swift

by ccccccc13 February 7, 2022

swift johnsoning

The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning

I just swift Johnsoning my girlfriends runny nose

by Caylih10 February 15, 2014

swiften

v. to speed up

A subtle combination of the words swift and hasten, this portmanteau word can be used to describe anything that increases in velocity.

"You'd better swiften or you'll be late."

"Did you see that ball swiftening towards me head?"

by juba73 January 18, 2005

Swiftkill

A person who dies a lot.

See also: Bulwyf

Swiftkill was slain by water.

by the masterer October 4, 2006

swept

an adjective: the state of being under the influence of drugs while also feeling drowsy and lackluster; being high and tired

It's 1am and I'm so swept that I can't keep my eyes open.

by J. Shazam February 23, 2015

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and dragging your bare ass on the ground while someone takes a picture. An evolution of Faith Hilling, Tebowing, planking, etc.

Are you seriously still planking? That's so two thousand and late, pull your pants down and drag your ass on the ground so i can get a picture of you Taylor Swifting!

by PepeChicago August 16, 2012