sweater muffins

Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.

Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.

by Donkey Pong July 19, 2006

German sweater

A yet unnamed sex-act involving a turtleneck and angular spectacles and the French game Dixit

You look like you got a German sweater last night

Yeah, it was great.

by Original German December 17, 2010

sweater weather

hmm this song only plays when sapnap and karl flirt strangeee

Karl and sapnap flirting-

sweater weather playing in the background-

by simplolsmh February 13, 2021

Sweater Kid

A sextastic fiend of incredulous proportions!

Guy 1: I have wet dreams of Sweater Kid...
Guy 2: ...SO DOES GOD O_O

by themostawesomestdudeever July 27, 2008

irish sweater

When a girl eats lucky charms, chews them up, swallows, and then pukes them out on the chest of another

Why go to breakfast when you can just give her an Irish sweater!

by A$Ap STeph October 2, 2017

sweater netcher

a substitute for the word sweet .

kid 1 : thats really cool .
kid 2 : sweater netcher .

by SkidRow . June 27, 2008

Sweater

To compete with others for wearing the softest artical of clothing.

It's sweater time Daniel and I heard you didn't wear you cashmere today muhahah!

by Sami-Sosa February 8, 2010