silver surfed that hoe

during sexual intercorse,When you are about to cum, pull out, jump back,and thrust forward with a sliding posture.

yo, i almost silver surfed that hoe last night.

by bodylicker2312 November 25, 2007

Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.

“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

by Sleepy Unicorn January 23, 2019

Croydon surf n turf

Hot dogs and tuna fish

Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF

by JoeCroydon May 30, 2016

neo-net-surfing-zombie

People who have completely disconnected with society in the physical and sociological sense via electronic media devices or people who have become brain dead due to said previous.

Man, Harold has become a neo-net-surfing-zombie. All he does is text and surf and twittle and smurf. May as well be smokin' crack.

by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010

surf n turf blowjob

Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"

"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "

by Snrubsville June 10, 2016

Surfing the Crimson wave

'Surfing the Crimson Wave' is when the girl period in a sock and you then use it as a condom

James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!

by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016

Philadelphia Surf n Turf

The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.

Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 June 1, 2011