steamed bread

A delicacy consisting of ready-made sliced bread cooked in a steaming device. Reccomended steaming time differs according from person to person, but it is generally agreed to do so for upwards of 45 minutes.

Kids! Dinner is ready! Get your steamed bread and grittlebits while they're hot!

by Frame_Runner January 27, 2012

Steamed Ass

Steamed ass beckons the absurd nature of human psyche. A fragile sliver of happiness resting on the sharp edge of a steel blade. One's entire existance prepared in such a way to unlock the delicate texture and succulent fragrance without sacrificing nourishment. Yet the the slightest whisper of the wind splits the seams: allowing exhausted fumes of hope and aspiration to burst from it's crevace. Thus, mimicking the posterior of it's lapsing creator. A steamed ass through-in and throughout. This is the most formidable paradox of man.

"Steve was a real steamed ass today."

"I felt like a steamed ass today."

by relic_season April 7, 2020

strade

a man made out of friendship, usually gay in nature.

"hey man. did you hear about strade?"
"yeah, heard he's dating that russian guy again"
"man, strades have bad taste in men."

by anonymous September 14, 2020

teamer steamer

to drop fecal matter into a public toilet in sucession by multiple people so that the janitor has to scoop it out by hand because there is so much shit

Because of the teamer steamer, my mom had a fun time using her garden gloves scooping it out.

by Joe Oompaloompa December 9, 2008

Pickled Steamer

A variation of the "drydock." Start with a standard drydock (shut of toilet water supply, flush water out, leave a big STEAMING turd in the bowl), then piss on it. You are left with a steaming pile of pickled poop.

The hostess at that Christmas party was being a bitch, so I left a Pickled Steamer in her powder room.

by pilreadydog April 30, 2008

Microsoft Steamer

A metaphorical variation on the Cleveland Steamer. It occurs when someone expects something to work, only to see it fail at a critical moment, leaving them feeling like someone has just shit on their face.

Person A: "I'd stay way from Michael right now. He installed Windows 7 last week, and just got a Microsoft steamer when he tried to print out his term paper."

Person B: "Idiot. What did he expect?"

by M. Docherty February 22, 2010

Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.

Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.

by iacman June 16, 2010