Turd Spawn

When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..

Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.

by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023

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Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.

Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.

by Ender3030 October 11, 2023

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baby spawner

another name for a females 'part'

ex: coochie, vajayjay, pink taco, etc.

Woman: "Yo, my baby spawner itches really badly"

Woman2: "Uhm, you should get that checked out..."

by expiredbackwashwater December 12, 2023

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P spawn

A protection order.

After you fucked me over with some stupid P Spawn!

by KateandDanism February 19, 2024

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Frog Spawning

The act of applying googly eyes to an individuals junk or private area downstairs so that it is completely covered giving it the appearance of a clump of frog eggs.

The crazy guy at the orgy showed up frog spawning to everyone’s surprise.

by Hovdizzle March 8, 2026

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