sklitter

A group or gang of skanky ass sluts

Dude, check out that sklitter over there. They look nasty as f***

by Reverend tito otit March 7, 2015

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

splatterbang

A wet bubbly fart !

I just did a splatterbang it felt risky ! "

by dcs25 September 11, 2015

splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.

Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.

by Binsterbird May 9, 2016

splatter poopies

Much like butt pee but still has a few solid chunks

I can't come into work today, I have the splatter poopies

by The dahmer October 9, 2016

Splatterpuss

It's when a girl is so wet her juices splatter everywhere as you deeply fuck her.

When my buddy noticed the stains on the seat of my truck, he exclaimed, "what a splatterpuss"

by Widget69 December 7, 2016

splatter canon

When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon

Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.

by Sackapetela January 5, 2017