socceroos

amazing little team from an amazing little country who went from 43rd in the world to the world cup top 16. Team consists of hot men lucas neil, tim cahill and of course darling harry kewell and is captained by our big boofy bogan mark viduka.

italy game was unfortunate but we've only just begun, plus certain aussies do need to move on

Idiot who knows nothing about soccer:
that penalty was a load of shit i cant get over it the socceroos played so hard, we have heart those italians are just diving retards with lots of hair gel... blah blah blah

me:
WE DIDNT GET A GOAL

by GuusHiddink July 13, 2006

self sucker

a guy who can suck more than half of his own cock. you have to be very flexible to do this!

last night, i watched jeff turn into a self sucker, and suck more than half of his 9inch monster.

by in luv w/ a guy frnd November 13, 2006

soccer style

to do it in a sideways manner

i tapped her soccer style last night

by efur November 18, 2003

soccer mom

A blonde middle-aged woman who's spent far too much time at the fake-n'-bake, barely stands five feet tall on her tiptoes, drives an SUV the size of a Sherman tank because she has a female Napoleon complex, and plasters the back of said vehicle with stickers about how her child is a straight A student at <insert here> middle school.

Most of the women driving SUV's around Richmond, VA.

by Syd Barrett December 23, 2003

socked

verb intransitive
been around for a long time. suprised it had not been defined
past tense 1. To stike someone with great force.
2. To be struck with great force by someone.

1. "Man, I socked dude because he was coming at me wrong."
2. "I was just telling this guy that I thought he should turn down his music when he socked me repeatedly until I blanked out. I don't know why he did it. It all happened so quickly. I mean I just don't know what is up with those people. They're so violent." (that's why he "just" got socked for saying some stuff like that)

by Mac Neez October 7, 2007

RHCP sucker

Someone who only listens to only the new popular Red Hot Chili Pepper songs like "By the way", "Dani California" and, "Californication". Those who do this don't listen to fleas badass bass playing or the greatness of Kiedis's lyrics. These pleople should not get the pleasure of being alowed to listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers music.

Me: Yo im going to a Chili peppers concert

RHCP sucker: Sweet can i come

Me: No you dont even know any of thier songs

RHCP sucker: ya i do

Me: Okay name three besides "By the way", "Dani California", and "Californication

RHCP sucker: ummmmmmm. thats not fair those are the only three i know

Me: see you suck. your nothing but a RHCP sucker

by Hesis August 20, 2006

soccer mom

Homemakers who have a whole shitload of kids because they don't know how to use birth control and instead of working, they spend their weeks and summers shuttling them around in their death trap SUV's to their various activities. They're usually extremely protective when it comes to their kids and try to protect them in every way possible.

I refuse to become a soccer mom. I'm having two kids, total and they'll have one activity each.

by Jennifer Strong September 4, 2008