mexican bum sneeze

When one male hovers above another, spreads his ass and projectile sprays taco shit all over the recipents face

Jose loves to give chris a good ol mexican bum sneeze everytime he has a taco bell big box combo

by Insert Name Here March 28, 2015

Bong asshole sneeze

Another name for bon appetite

Just made some spaz egg tea with choke on late milk 😍😍 bong asshole sneeze

by Brueningboy December 10, 2016

Easy peasy lemon sneezy

no matter what you say, it will always be "easy peasy lemon sneezy"

some people think it's actually "easy peasy lemon squeezy" but they are wrong. ur wrong peak
ok

when you awaken your hiram t2 and it works on first try
"easy peasy lemon sneezy"

by sneezypro December 17, 2018

Snuzzle

Breathing very quickly though the nose in someone's ear in a suductive manner.

My wife became aroused when I snuzzled in her ear.

by ChristianL March 21, 2010

The Panda Sneeze

Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze

I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.

That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..

Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?

When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?

by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009

sneezepump

Old, sluggish electronics covered in dust, such as old computers, mobile phones and suchlike.

Grandfather's old computer is a bit of a sneezepump, but I'll manage.

by Mulciberxp August 7, 2008

sneeze in the cabbage

The act of sneezing on or in a prolapsed body part.

Last night I was muching so hard I had to sneeze in the cabbage

by jerryslunchbox September 8, 2013