snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.

As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"

by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020

Butthole Snot

Butthole snot is a bodily fluid. Butthole snot can only be produced by a person who is not the owner of the snot-holding butthole.

I was partying with Gwen and walked into Gavin’s backstage dressing room. We totally surprised him mid-thrust as he was donating butthole snot to a poor, misguided male groupie.

by I am the Travis November 29, 2020

Snot Taco

A piece of toilet paper used to blow snot into and folded width-wise.

"Yeah, my dog died the other day, made a serving of Snot Tacos in my room."
"Oof."

by Chimble January 24, 2021

Forbidden Snot Taco

A piece of toilet paper used to hold ejaculate and folded width-wise.

"Don't think I don't see those forbidden snot tacos in your trash can. You gonna eat em?"
"Dude what"

by Chimble January 24, 2021

Snot Rocket

when someone picks their nose and takes a booger from it, and shoves the booger up their partners asshole. then, the partner farts so the booger shoots out of their ass like a rocketship.

Bro she asked me to snot rocket for her, how could i refuse?

by funguy101010 March 30, 2021

Newfie Snot

Pressing closed one nostril while forcing the contents of the open nostril out from the expulsion of air from a well filled set of lungs.

"Did you just Newfie snot on the floor?"

What?!? I was plugged up and it was bothering my breathing. Do you have a tissue?

by The Caper April 17, 2021

Cumming Snot Rocket

A sexual position where two topping males finish in a lady by cumming in each of her nostrils and allowing her to snot rocket it out. If she snorts it then it's what's call Post-Cum Drip.

Dude me and Clay finished our swinging last night with a cumming snot rocket

by ZonkedPissboy April 30, 2021