I had to unstick the strawberry snot rocket my dog left on the floor the other day because I forgot to put a tampon in her.
by CAT CUM December 3, 2025
Get the Strawberry Snot Rocket mug.Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.
A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.
Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.
It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.
Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.
It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
Get the Snot Weasel mug.A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.
Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."
by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008
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