Situationship

You have feelings for someone, but you also feel so much contempt for them that you refuse to be on an official relationship

After that guy gave you a cubic zirconia and pretended it was a diamond you broke up with him. Now you are living together as friends, having a situationship

by ATRIUM January 1, 2024

sitio Reddit

synonym - Locale of Reddit
A "fictitious" community (because there's no such name of a place exists in the Philippines, only exists in Reddit social media platform) consisting of closet or former members of MCGI (Members Church of God International, a.k.a. Ang Dating Daan - a Philippine-based religious organization), criticizing the church's teachings and practices, and also the rampant corruption perpetrated by its leadership starting from its founder Eliseo Soriano and his successor Daniel Razon.

Hindi na pala ko lokal ng (insert place), taga-sitio Reddit na ako.

by De-tapak na Chi Sitio Reddit January 2, 2024

situationship

situationship means when you're twitter mutuals with someone

Did you know yan and beastzai are in a situationship?

by beastzaied January 6, 2024

situational loser

When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.

Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.

by Jósh January 12, 2024

situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.

Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023

situize

Trying to realize the situation.

“Did i interrupt the conversation?”
“No, I’m just trying to situize.”

by @skyrob17 February 24, 2024

Situationship

Lovers that deal in bad faith, often with one or both parties in distress from feelings of guilt or limerence

Autumn smothered James in love, and James was leading her on to avoid guilty feelings anticipated from ending their situationship

by Scentrik March 8, 2024