Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!

Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~

by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022

scheduley challenged

someone suffering from this condition is almost always running behind .

I might have been on time if I wasn't waiting on such a scheduley challenged person to give me a ride!

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

scheduley retarded

the advanced and final stage of bieng scheduley challenged.

someone who incurably moves like a sloth.

I wish my girl friend would have taken her condition of being scheduley challenged when she had the chance , it's to late now. I'll never be on time now that she's become scheduley retarded.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

shed your skin

commonly used in music as a metaphor
to start over; to start a new life;

After your husband hit you, you should shed your skin and start over

by Turbofuss March 14, 2023

Schedule

Juan owns the word “schedule”

I have a very busy schedule tomorrow

by ANiggaWithABigDick April 19, 2023

sceduable

When someone tries to to make a calendar entry but makes a mistake by only using one hand.

Brian thought the concert was tonight, but his sceduable meant he missed the concert last night.

by RedbeardRonan April 20, 2023

Shed-ware

IT Software invented by some dude in a shed. Has amazing website claiming incredible features and a wide client base. Is in fact just one guy in a shed trying to do it all.

SAP is an Enterprise grade ERP tool, globally renowned and recommended in the Gartner magic quadrant as one of the most innovative and leading products in the market. This product, on the other hand, is shed-ware.

by Consulting101 May 3, 2023