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Hym "I miss spears..."
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
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Get the Spears mug.when a female whom you do not like or find attractive is riding you and you lose your boner. so the takes a cucumber or her fist and starts beating you to death
duder 1: bro, i fucked the ugliest chick in the world last night, she was so ugly that she dirty speared me.
duder 2: but i though that was technically impossible when having your penis stimulated.
duder 1: also the inside of her vagina made me think about Burt Reynolds
duder 2: holy fuck.
lurkin duder 3: the thought of receiving a dirty spears turns me on
duder 2: but i though that was technically impossible when having your penis stimulated.
duder 1: also the inside of her vagina made me think about Burt Reynolds
duder 2: holy fuck.
lurkin duder 3: the thought of receiving a dirty spears turns me on
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Get the dirty spears mug.a person who is not well, loves her grandma, had an asshole husband kevin federline that never appreciated her. wrote a song give me more about how hard it is to be rich. and is going through a difficult time right now.
If you do have any problems with her please first complain to to her.. girl...guy...girl..it....w/e who can tell the difference.. anyways deal with her superfan... chris cocker.
If you do have any problems with her please first complain to to her.. girl...guy...girl..it....w/e who can tell the difference.. anyways deal with her superfan... chris cocker.
"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"
"IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BRITNEY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!!" -faggy he/she hermaphrodite thing chris cocker
guy1 - dude did you hear about britney spears
guy2 - yeah apparantly she actually is retarded
guy1 - yeah you can tell buy her singing shes a total downer
chris crocker - hey .. you have to deal with me. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!
"IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BRITNEY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!!" -faggy he/she hermaphrodite thing chris cocker
guy1 - dude did you hear about britney spears
guy2 - yeah apparantly she actually is retarded
guy1 - yeah you can tell buy her singing shes a total downer
chris crocker - hey .. you have to deal with me. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!
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Get the Britney spears mug.cool if used to good efect...lets face it there is somthing that makes go yiff yourself sound dityer than go fuck yourself usualy however its just somthing people say when they are around people they dont feel comfortable swearing around...say your girl friends parents or somthing
also used in great effect in father ted where all that was required was an accent and they could cuss as much as they liked without being restricted in when they showed theyer program
also used in great effect in father ted where all that was required was an accent and they could cuss as much as they liked without being restricted in when they showed theyer program
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