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The Protein Shake

When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.
How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?

Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong
by UncleKony September 12, 2018
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Date Shake

When one cums in anothers belly button and then sucks it out with a straw
Daril enjoyed his date shake with Kevin in the dirty south.
by Dateshakelover May 10, 2022
mugGet the Date Shakemug.

Harlem Shake

A type of dance going viral on the Internet. One person starts dancing like an idiot and more people join in.
Let's do the Harlem Shake!
by Derp 65 May 3, 2017
mugGet the Harlem Shakemug.

lets shake

To leave an area/place. The phrase is used commonly when people intend to leave somewhere that is boring, lame, or if they just have to leave someplace else. You can say shake, or let’s shake it all means the same. “I’m finna shake see y’all laterrr.” “I’m finna shake this mf.”
“Man lets shake yall!”
“Lets shake I gotta get to the gig early.”
by #314 Slang August 12, 2023
mugGet the lets shakemug.

cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.
The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019
mugGet the cumplain shakemug.

hug-shake

the awkward phenomenon that occurs when saying bye to your friends' friend who you just met and not knowing whether to go in for the hug too or just the handshake.
After meeting/saying good bye to Mary, I went to give her a hug, she went for a handshake. We successfully completed a hug-shake.
by mntwins07 July 25, 2011
mugGet the hug-shakemug.

cold shake

The act of mixing raw heroin with water without heat in the bucket of your needle, and shooting it. Can only be done with pure, raw heroin.
That raw from up North is so good you can cold shake it.
by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018
mugGet the cold shakemug.

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