F Sexual

Being attracted to fat people.

Man that Ethan is such a F Sexual!

by Patrick Murphy September 11, 2005

sexually stupid

A person that can have any level of intellegence in general knowledge but lacks sufficient sexual know how compared to their peers.

John: I gave suzan a double penetration the other night with Dans help ;)
Robbie: Whats a double penetration?
John: Are you sexually stupid? Go ask mummy.

by meh3515 May 11, 2010

sexual acquaintance

Somebody you meet and fuck having known them for but a moment.

Ed: Wasn't that your girlfriend?
Benny: No...that was some chick I was "talking" to, wait...nooo...merely a sexual acquaintance.

by BDreaded240 June 7, 2018

Weasley Sexual

If you have a crush on only the weasleys

“Hey can I have your number?”
“Ew! No I’m Weasley Sexual!”

by The weasleys December 29, 2020

Counter-Sexual

Instead of LGBTQIA or whatever insane number of lettered acronyms are created to describe the plethora of non-traditional, non-heterosexual relationships of some people, how about call people who don't fit into typical heterosexual standards, COUNTER-SEXUAL. Just like with counter-culture, which is COUNTER to the mainstream, COUNTER to traditional most popular culture, COUNTER-SEXUAL becomes a similar word to describe anyone from that population when referring in GENERAL. When speaking in specifics then someone can still say, gay, lesbian, transgender, intersex etc....otherwise in general reference, it could be COUNTER-SEXUAL which is much more simple and to the point, more literal and less complicated, less controversial or uncomfortable, more neutral while still honoring the differences while trying to include all the different types of sexualities-which could end up using the entire alphabet!

Studies show that there are more counter-sexual characters in mainstream television shows since 2014.

The counter-sexual movement includes all types of sexualities that are not heterosexual.

by Damiana00 July 9, 2019

sexual jihad

It's like a terrorist attack on your pussy

Mel: How was he last might
Steph: Dude it was like a sexual jihad! I'm still recovering

by jrfett November 9, 2014

Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality

you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware

by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020