Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.

Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.

by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

Semen Huffer

A semen huffer is usually a 14 year old boy who barks at you and your friends in the hallway at lunch. Semen huffers usually travel in groups. A group of semen huffers are called keemstar fans.

*barks*
"fucking knock it off you semen huffer"

by motharoth November 24, 2021

Semenate

When you nut so hard your body castrates your dick and balls to protect itself.

Hey Tim! I just semenated, call My dad right now! Then call the god dam semen ambulance.

by Small pp equals big brain January 25, 2020

semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014

Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.

Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*

by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022

semen slurper

A woman/girl who wants semen from men.

Sydney is a semen slurper, all she wants is semen from men.

by anonymous November 24, 2023