secret cougar hunter

A man who has been hunting a cougar for ten or more years. He has been waiting for her to become single. He may have been in prior relationships to cover up his love/infatuation with the woman, but always breaks it off when the cougar becomes single. He stalks his prey carefully and for a long period of time before he pounces.

Hey man, you can stop being a secret cougar hunter and tap that ass, I heard she just dumped her boyfriend!

by bahewitt October 20, 2011

flat scratch

When a guy's nuts itch he must pull the sack tight with one hand and give it a scratch with the index fingernail.

There is nothing like a good flat scratch to make the itch go away.

by rick p May 30, 2006

Chicken Scratch

When you scratch off the top few layers of skin (usually on your hand). Not necessarily so it bleeds, but it does scab.

Hey what's that on your hand?!
Oh,. it's just a chicken scratch..yu should try one.

by LillieCullen March 28, 2009

Secret Life of the American Teenager

A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.

daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!

by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011

Jelly Bracelet Secret

So everyone is asking me for the meanings of the jelly bracelets.They usually aren't treated as anything serious though.
Anyway:PARENTS DONT HAVE TO WORRY.KIDS DONT WEAR THE BRACLETES JUST TO DO THIS.MOST WEAR 'EM CAUSE THEY ARE COOL.

Here's ALL the meanings(unless they've been updated since 2008...) :
black-sex

blue-makein out/oral sex/kiss

green-outdoor sex/huge/makein out/oral sex/kiss on cheek

yellow-huge/kiss

purple-kiss/oralsex/anal/outdoor sex/

orange-kiss/huge

glow in the dark-sex toyz

red-lap dance/french kiss/oral sex

clear-whatever the snapper wants/kiss

pink-get a hickey (Boy gives one to girl)
silver-finger

white-flash chest 2 snapper

gold sparkle-make out

any glitter-what da grl wants(not boy)
ligth blue-anal/masturbate

gold-all above

light green-oral sex

light pink-huge/kiss

brown-toss my salad

glittery yellow-hug/kiss

glittery gold-make out

baby blue-what ever da grl want(not boy)

glittery green-69

gray-silver-flash

yellow sparkle-hug/kiss

glow in da dark pink-grl toyz

glow in da dark blue-boy toyz
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"

Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable

Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part

Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss

Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex

Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" (mutual oral sex)

Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want

Jelly Bracelet Secret Revealed!

by Nick's_Girl94 October 1, 2009

African booty scratcher

A racist term used by American school aged children which compares stereotypical primate behavior to people from the African continent.

There were too many African booty scratchers on the subway this morning, I didn’t want to smell like a curry on my way to work.

by Luckyduckydoo September 9, 2021

Scratch.mit.edu

A wannabe JavaScript that is made by MIT and has 99% of people in a "war" about spam which is actually like this:

1: This studio is spam
2: ZOMG UR BULLYING ME!!!!!!! THESE AES (spam studios) HELP PEOPLE!!!!!!!
1: No, you are being dumb
2: ZOMG STOP THIS!!!!!!!!! I'M REPORTING YOU!!!!!!!
Scratch team: *bans #1 because they are right*
Seriously. It is stupid. plus, there are also the wannabe spammers and trolls who always say "this sux look at my project which is better." even though you actually made a good project and theirs is **** but you will be banned for having someone do this. I **** you not, this happens for NO reason. I swear if you go on there without punching your computer or being banned, I tip my hat to you.

bad annoying Scratch.mit.edu this is a bad website

by Leafeon470 April 22, 2014