a skinny legend that looks gay on Instagram and irl. your friends will make fun of you every time they ask "so whos ur closest friend" because of how undeniably gay he looks on instagram, but as it turns out hes literally bi. aside from that, hes a great listener except for when hes high, otherwise hell tell you to stop "plastering your pussy on the sidewalk" every time you complain about the next shitty man that comes in ur life. sebastian is an absolute tennis pro but he built like a pasta noodle LOL. when he was in sixth grade, his voice made him sound like a squirrel and he found humor in hitting girls with lunchboxes. after he suffered a major breakup a few months ago, he went on a "spiritual journey" and turned into a twink. as the saying goes, men are either good at bowling or can figure out where the clitoris is first try. sebastian is good at bowling. to continue with more negative things about this man, his room is almost never clean and he thinks its funny to act like a sarcastic little bitch. on a positive note, sebastian does smell amazing, and hes a good cook. he also plays electric guitar and has good music taste. although his clitoris finding skills are ass, his head game is on point. this man will devour pussy like its his last meal. in conclusion, anyone would be lucky to have sebastian in their life, and having him in my life is a privilege. this man makes me the happiest girl in the world every time im with him, and i love him to the moon and saturn. <3
by speaknowstan89 November 22, 2021
Get the sebastian mug.sebastian: **mustache noises**
by kqi walliams October 26, 2022
Get the Sebastian mug.by daddysebastian June 15, 2021
Get the Sebastian’s wife mug.Sebastian is the sweetest boy everrr. He is literally beautiful like he has dark brown eyes and long lashes, and gorgeous hair and perfect features just saying. But he’s also just a genuine person that I really like. He is super athletic which is 100% admirable. Sebastian is super cute and he is someone I really care about soooo
by kitkatmeowyasss February 17, 2023
Get the sebastian mug.People named this most likely have gel spiked hair with glasses that over exaggerate their eye size.
by dominno June 2, 2025
Get the Sebastian mug.Sebastian is a very white posh British surname. He is probably from Scotland or South Africa as his surname is Hunter.
by qwertyo123 November 23, 2021
Get the Sebastian Hunter mug.sebastian the most sweet and smart guy I know cares about his family and friends and a special someone he might not tell her how he feels but he loves she to death and will do anything to see her smile and he is very funny,cute and loves to play soccer and he is tall if you have a sebastian in your life don't let him go like did tell him how you feel he might feel the same way you never know.😭😫🤧#i let him go #miss him
why sebastian whyuyyuiiiiuyh%ft tyttyyyyyyyygfdsse
by lizbeth ruby October 3, 2018
Get the sebastian mug.