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home stretch

The point in your work shift you stop being as ...productive as you were earlier (slacking off, flirting with that hot chick in customer services, etc). Usually the last hour, hour and a half.
Classy Employee #1: Dude, we got an hour left. We're in the home stretch now!
Classy Employee #2: Wanna go outside and smoke plants?
by Genericist July 6, 2009
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Stretch Marks

Something that is totally disgusting and I feel fat having them, I'm too afraid to be touched for fear of rejection.
They appear on Your Hips, breasts, arms and behind the knees. Stretch Marks Suck.
by runawayhoe July 14, 2009
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cat scratch fever

An extended definition of cat scratch fever:

A fetish typically refers to males with a love, interest, attraction, or perference for puma and cougars, specifically puma or cougars that are more expereinced at sex, who love cat scratches.

synonym: puma fever
I think I have a cat scratch fever, she was simply too good in bed.
by humanfatw June 18, 2010
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Pork scratching

Rick Waller:
Synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio
The Pork Scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on TV.
by Zoolook May 3, 2004
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scrotch

The act of mightily punching a man's balls after he has said something you (a) don't agree with or (b) find offensive. Generally it is done with a fist, but numerous other things are acceptable (i.e. foot, knee, snowball, etc.) Generally only done to people you have known for a reasonable length of time.
Logan: Sara would totally hit that!
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)
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African Booty Scratcher

A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.
John! Go get me one of them African Booty Scratchers because my ass is really itchy.
by slave owner hater April 13, 2008
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somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron
by zerosai93 June 6, 2009
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