Kliph Scale

Kliph: Sexy, attractive, good looking

A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".

A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.

1. (Kliph Scale passing by)

Rob: Kliph Scale!

Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.

2. (At the Office)

Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?

Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6

Rob: Na, at least a 7

by Lazyboy4sure October 21, 2009

Sausage Scale

The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.

A sausage event occurs when the

male population > female population

If the male population represents:

=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage

The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)

GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.

by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010

scabby scaley

When you have a huge scab and its pretty much like fish scales.

Gabby always gets these gross scabby scaleys. Don't peal those scabby scaleys! Careful not to skid on the ground, you'll get a scabby scaley.

by heyitsAL December 10, 2010

Pamper Scamper

The shuffling walk you do with your pants and underwear around your ankles when you realize you shit yourself and need to locate a good place to escape your soiled predicament

That fart was more than I bargained for, I pulled down my pants to see it indeed was more than fart, it was my lunch, I pamper scampered to the bathroom, removed all my shame and took a shower.

by Levy Gravy January 5, 2011

banter scale

The banter scale is a scale to determine the on going banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.

"So I rarely refer to the banter scale, but yesterday's banter was off the charts."

by Potato_killer July 26, 2016

Rambo Ridiculousness Scale

Rambo Ridiculousness Scale: the R.R.S. is based on the progressively preposterous nature of the Rambo series, the score is attributed (if the film is in fact worthy) in correspondence to the level of ridiculousness it shares with the Rambo movie (score from 1-4), and its inability of the film to inspire belief through the improbability of the events taking place on screen.

I did end up watching "the day after tomorrow" and I can now safely say it rates a 2 on the rambo ridiculousness scale, if not a low 3...

by SpiderclemDFM May 7, 2011

woman crazy scale

10- craziest bitch you've ever met
9- crazy stalker girl who messes with your relationships
8-will definitely hurt you if you even think about another girl, will kill the other girl you thought about.
7- burns your favorite jacket when you break up with her
6- you can smell the crazy coming off of her
5- average girl, still pretty crazy.
4- chill af girl
3- i think she is a dude shes so chill
2- i definitely see a bulge down there
1- thats definitely a man.

guy 1: so thats my girl
guy 2: dude shes a 9 on the woman crazy scale. better watch out

by Lildemon123 November 15, 2016