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sime sandwich

A very special three-some involving two females (preferably related) and a male that involves, but is not limited to, the male being sandwiched by the two chicks with his dick in one girl's ass while the other has a strap-on and is doing him the ass at the same time.
1.
Jon: So, how was Nicki and her cousin last night?
Simon: It was great after I got the two of them in bed. They were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
Jon: YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!

2.
Simon: How bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
Jon: I want to so bad! So bad!
by Cap'n Snatch April 8, 2008
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century sandwich

Having sex with two fifty year old women, therefore making the combined age of the people you're having sex with 100.
Boy, I could go for a nice juicy century sandwich right now.
by Art Vanderlat July 22, 2008
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suck sandwich

suck sandwich: noun something unpleasant that you have to eat even though you would rather not
That algebra class is a suck sandwich, and everyone in there is taking a bite.
by Kahuna77 January 23, 2016
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poop sandwich

The term "poop sandwch" was taken from the line made famous by Kevin Burrows in the late 1970's. The term refers to a life filled with hard times.
Kevin Said, "Life is a poop sandwich and every day is another bite."
by Fellow Shrew May 12, 2008
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masturbate sandwich

When a girl kneels between two guys, and jerks both of them off at the same time. Unto her face.
"Julia loves to make masturbate sandwiches."
by Dodo and Wipe October 19, 2006
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invisible sandwich

A picture or image of a person or animal with their hands raised toward their face (sometimes with their mouth open) and their fingers open and grasping the air.
by Llama Llama Duck November 30, 2006
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Pussy Sandwich

The act of stacking one girl on top of another stomach to stomach and screwing the space in between or just alternating between their pussies i.e. Pussy sandwich
"Yo Steve I saw you go home with those two chicks last night how did it go?"
"I think I got the clap but hey they let me get a pussy sandwich."
by Lord H August 23, 2011
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