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sausage wagon

'A vehicle which contains a kettle, this in turn, contains three sausages left over from a rained out bux party barbeque.'

Is also known to have beer bottles that are mistakenly blamed for the odour. Therefore known as the sausage wagon. (Also goes by the names: 'meat wagon'; and 'the 'roidmobile'.)
E.g. Someone has a bux party, the party is organised around a barbeque and cricket in the afternoon. This is unfortunately rained out, so the organiser is punished by having three sausages left in a kettle in his car to stink it out. Weeks go by and the sausage wagon becomes progressively worse, without the owner being able to pinpoint the source, even with many subtle hints thrown his way.
by Michael Fletcher July 24, 2008
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sausage eyes

The look in a girls eyes when she wants a guy and/or his dick.
guy 1: "Dude did you hook up with Stacey?"
guy 2: "How'd you know?!"
guy 1: "Cmon man. She was lookin at you with those sausage eyes all night."
by amndaddmadnamsdnnadmnandada April 19, 2009
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Whipped Sausage

When a girl sprays whip cream on a guys cock and than sucks it all off until he cums.
I heard last year Guiliana gave Teddy a whipped sausage and she didn't even leave a drop of whip cream and she let him jizz all in her mouth.
by M-stoneman21 June 26, 2009
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Rusty Sausage

The act of inserting a frozen breakfast sausage in one's rectum then putting it back in the package. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a package of breakfast sausage in the office break room refrigerator for several days.
I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his breakfast especially the rusty sausage I left in the break room.
by meatlover1234 December 9, 2010
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snausages

Fat legs packed into tight-fighting pantyhose. Resembles a sausage.
Snausages!!
Used as a description.
by Iron Sausage August 17, 2007
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Sausage

1) Frequents the gym seven days a week. Sometimes does double sessions.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
Melissa: Are you going out with that guy from the gym on Saturday? What was his name again? Brutis?

Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
by DJ THOMPSON - KING OF KINGSTON February 4, 2009
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sausage child

Mrs. Johnson was surprised to find out the root cause of Jimmy's depression was that he was a sausage child. His fathers, Bill and Leroy, were often too busy loving each other to spend quality time with Jimmy.
by PeeperTom October 18, 2010
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