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like-stalker

noun
A person who uses a social networking website's liking system to tell another person they want to have sex with them. They like all their posts, no matter what they are.

An analogy would be a person in a bar who agrees with everything you say in the hope that they can hook up.

straight like , liking spree , liking to be liked , obsessive liking disorder , drive by liking , social networking
I've got a like-stalker on Tumblr. They also keep asking for my Facebook URL.
by dxo January 13, 2011
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Secondary Facebook Stalker

(noun/verb) 1. A person who watches another person stalk friends on the social site Facebook. This usually takes place in lecture, during class, on a bus, or in the library.
2. An unintentional stalking of people on Facebook through someone else's account by watching those person's actions on their monitor.

3. The act of watching someone stalk someone else.
4. Shortened usually to "sefast"
I was in lecture today and I was such a secondary facebook stalker towards the people in front of me. They were all on Facebook and I couldn't stop looking!
by Mass Texter November 10, 2010
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Passive Stalking

When a guy gets himself into the "friend zone" with a girl puposefully, acting as her best friend until the opportunity arises to have sex with her when she is drunk, vulnerable, etc.

May be dangerous, can cause emotional damage, and requires much experience to use the dreaded friend zone to your advantage
"haha! Ryan totally got himself stuck in the friend zone!!"

"No dude he's just passive stalking"
by B.Mathers March 10, 2009
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Stalk

New form of follow on twitter courtesy of Battlecam.com
"I'm stalking Alki David on battlecam."
by JuggaloElmo August 22, 2011
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stalker-ish

to act like a stalker, but to not be a stalker
if marilyn is 18 comments from her big 2000th comment on myspace, Omar will not make 18 comments, for that would be very Stalker-ish. Which is not cool
by Omaid Faiz June 18, 2007
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google stalk

obsessively doing a search on google for info on a person, especially an ex, and finding out any info on the internet about them.
i google stalked my ex michael, learned that he lives in ca with his wife whom is an attorney and has 4 kids -
by salamendrina October 26, 2008
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crazy ass stalker bitch

usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.
Carissa is such a crazy ass stalker bitch...jesus christ!!!
by rollerrebel67 July 19, 2006
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