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spear fingered

When you're falling, and someone is trying to catch you. Their finger or fingers get pushed into your asshole or vagina.
Cheerleader 1: Catch me
Cheerleader 2: OK
Cheerleader 1: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Cheerleader 2: My bad, I spear fingered your pink taco.
by Brock1321 April 6, 2017
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fear the spear

The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.
Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”
by Father Jake September 5, 2017
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spear hunting

Noun. The art of seducing unknown women with the intent of fornicating upon first meeting
Hey man I'm in a drought, let's go spear hunting for chicks tonight.
by Still.Eric February 19, 2017
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pacific spear chucker

A derogatory term for a indo/asian person. It derives from the term "spear chucker" for black people.
That phillipino guy is such a pacific spear chucker!
by 🖕🖕🖕🖕 May 22, 2016
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spear of tears

When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.
Matt: i gave kim the spear of tears.
Joe: did she cry?
Matt: she teared.
by SpearOfFear May 23, 2016
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spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.
Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.
by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016
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spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.
"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton
by Horse jocky January 16, 2018
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