Slobbergasted

when you are absolutely booted (high on marijuana) after taking at least 47 dabs

“man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”

by anonymous April 1, 2022

Slob N Bob

One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.

“Hey man did you catch the Slob N Bob event last night?”

by Muddypal69 February 14, 2022

Slob on my knob

a song made by three3 six6 mafia

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something

by gofvckyourself March 5, 2022

Slobbernut

There's two ways to define "Slobbernut"
The first is a normal insult, as a way to call someone messy or, tends too drool more than they should.

The second term is a saying is for the wrestling in bed, it's a sloppy blow, or a slippery suck, a very wet blowjob.

Person one - Bro clean up your room you slobbernut
Person two - I'm sorry but I can't help drooling all over my stuff

Person one - hey did you see how wet Johns pant's were yesterday
Person two - yeah that chick gave a real slobbernut

by TeePeeWeeJay May 4, 2022

Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy

by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022

slobbernab

Something that is ugly or unpleasant

Mom: why the fuck is my son so slobbernab
Son: says you

by DarkDragin July 1, 2022

Slobby Bobby

A roommate or individual that's a slob.

* Sees that fellow random roommate selected very clean box on survey, feeling good
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags

*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"

by theogcooler August 18, 2022