Splash damage

When you are taking a shit, and the urine contaminated toilet water from the last person flies up straight into your ass hole before it has time to close.

Samuel was taking a shit at the McDonals on Castro street in San Francisco but he forgot to protect himself from splash damage and now he has aids in his rectum.

by KablamoBill September 21, 2012

splashguard

Bug eyed glasses worn while getting a blow job

I was getting my dick sucked by my woman with her splashguards on, they kept my jiz out of her eyes when I blew my load all over her face.

by pnblwzd May 18, 2014

Neptune's Splash

An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...

Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!

by gravy111 December 2, 2010

Splashionality

Your poolside personality/fashion style.

That girl across the pool has a funky splashionality.

by MookooMonster November 10, 2010

splashy

A boy who shoots a massive load of spunk when he comes.

My god, what a splashy boy, he's completely drenched the pillow!

by xerxxexx September 26, 2011

Splash Bash

A family reunion involving a pool, a barbecue, sports and genuine fun in the sun!

Cool Bro: Dude are you going to Amy's party?
Cousin: No way dude, I get to go to a Splash Bash!
Cool Bro: You're so lucky, I wish my family loved each other enough to throw a splash bash... but they don't.
Cousin: Oooh... awkward.

by mailmansam7 November 25, 2011

Trojan Splash

A sexual position involving 3 partners, at least 2 of them males. The set up is exactly the same as the lamb roast position, however the participant in the middle must have a poor gag reflex. While one person is receiving the blowjob end of the deal, the other person penetrating pushes the head of the lamb roasted all the way down initiating a gag reflex. This is commonly quite unpleasant for the blowjob-ee and the lamb roasted, but quite comical for the splasher

Guy 1: last night Todd, Sarah, and I had a three way.
Guy 2: Dude, sweet!
Guy 1: Yeah, well, Todd thought it would be funny to perform a trojan splash. What an asshole

by Pseudanonymous February 16, 2010