Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue

My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean

by Player69420 May 7, 2019

hypotriogentical shock

Going into a paralytic shock from not having enough Mc Donalds

Usually occurs in obese people

Andrew has not had enough maccas today, he went into hypotrigenic or hypotriogentical shock.

by Sexycorysmacker June 19, 2023

Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

Bam Shock Dodge

When you dodge a shock in Mariokart. Made famous by TWD98

Look at that Bam Shock Dodge

by It's bitch day bitch September 10, 2020

2D3D Shock

Webcam communicating with someone 2D at work for years only to meet them in person 3D suddenly causing serious disconcerting shock.

I got 2D3D shock when I met the offshore team from Madrid at the conference. Alejandra is hawt.

by joedaprogramma February 23, 2024

pedophilic shock

The surprised feeling when you discover a celebrity is a pedophile.

I can't believe that Mini Ladd was a pedo! That filled me with pedophilic shock.

by theSALTYsquad24 March 1, 2021

I-Shock

Noun: The act of playing your ipod when the volume is accidently turned to maximum, usually caused by plugging it into a speaker. This usually results in a very bad headache and bleeding ears and/or looking like an idiot

Man after that party i got the worst I-shock after having my ipod plugged into those speakers.

by Ikutto November 13, 2011