by Me. Gibbles September 08, 2017
"Dude, I totally wang-shanked a girl last night."
"I wanna go wang-shank that hot little mexican over there."
"I got wang-shanked so good last night."
"Hey baby, do you mind if I wang-shank you?"
"I wanna go wang-shank that hot little mexican over there."
"I got wang-shanked so good last night."
"Hey baby, do you mind if I wang-shank you?"
by Lewis. August 07, 2006
When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 June 07, 2012
UD Shank(Urban Dictionary Shank)
When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.
When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.
Girlfriend: Ohmigod! All the definitions of my name are super bad on Urban Dictionary! You said you were going to make a new one!
Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.
Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.
Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!
Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.
Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.
Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!
by LLama is my middle name June 23, 2010
A old ass bitch who is usually fat who goes online to find younger men as she pretended to be a younger woman. She can go on chatrooms, AIM, sometimes even World of Warcraft. She is not too much of a threat it is just annoying when You want to meet Cyndi at a bar and you end up meeting Gladys.
Martha was an E-shank as she woul stay up chatting to younger men while living in a studio apartment with her daughter.
by Tanner L. November 24, 2007
"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."
"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
by pseudonym? what? December 01, 2015
by Shankfumaster April 09, 2021