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Samuel P

Samuel P is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Samuel P and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Samuel P because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Samuel P" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
by BlacKOoze November 22, 2010
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samual

samual (serious-sam)

a quick insult for someone who is being moody or taking something to serious for your liking.
Alex: mate i think we should go home now its getting dark

chris: chill out samual

or......

Alex: mate i think we should go home now its getting dark

Chris : mate why do you always have to be such a samual?
by the benzmiester June 30, 2009
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Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.
My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.
by Nick December 20, 2004
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The Last Samurai

Meh. The whole premise has been seem before, but it was still a decent movie.
by Ninja Disaster May 12, 2004
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samuel brown

Fucks like a pornstar and can make your pussy scream
by Pop_pop_--_ March 13, 2017
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Samuel

He is a furry love him
Wow Samuel is cool
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National Ship Flavia and Samuel Day!!

30th Of September IS NATIONAL SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!
OMG ITS SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!!
Today is one of the best days of the year its national ship Flavia and Samuel Day!!
by qwq qwq qwq October 15, 2020
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