Ring Sting

Extreme pain/discomfort/itching of the Anal Sphincter, and is usually too sore to wipe clean. The main causes are spicy foods, very large faeces, continuous diarrhoea, or anal sex, among others. Ring sting can be made less intense/painful by applying cold water.

Andy: ''Hey, come and take a seat!''
Calvin: ''I would do, but this Ring Sting is unbearable!''
Andy: ''Dam! I told you not have an Indian takeaway, AND get it up the ass from that huge black guy!''

by Conradius July 5, 2010

Chilli ring

red-hot anus, after getting rimmed by a eater of hot curry. The opposite of Chilly ring

That asian girl's nice and kinky- she milked my nuts and gave me a chilli ring

by chilli ring November 5, 2009

The Ring of Doom

The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

by rperazag July 15, 2010

ring the bell

Term used when questionable male behavior is observed. Signified by the ringing of the family feud bell.

Saw two dudes sharing the same motor scooter. RING THE BELL!

by suckit1011 August 28, 2011

engagement ring

the tool of true love. used to tell somebody you want them to be yours and for you to be theirs forever, to be used VERY carefully (unless you are drunk and in vegas, hopefully you can return it then), should be at least 3 months salary from work and 6 months from mind (one usually does figure out whether they will want to marry somebody in a short amount of time but if you wait it works out better, you might even make it to ten years)

man 1:i want to pop the question to my girlfriend

man 2:did you get her an 'engagement ring?'

by itlnboy October 18, 2010

Ringing the Doorbell

While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position with hands on her hips, one would slide thumb into girl's asshole and at same time say "DING DONG".

Same as definition for ringing the doorbell. give it a try and hold on for the ride.

by Jason wolfling April 1, 2008

onion ring

The mushy brown substance around the base of your cock after you pull out of her/his asshole

"When I pulled my cock out of Henry's ass, I had an onion ring that he was happy to eat!"

by oakey1226 November 15, 2002