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Alexandria reach-around

An unintentional, incestual act that occurs while sleeping next to a relative.
Due to lack of sleeping accommodations, the Alexandria reach-around I received from my brother caused obvious tension the following day.
by salsacc February 15, 2020
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redbox and reach around

Redbox and reach around is a dated yet similar situation such as Netflix and chill. You will most likely not be watching a Redbox and the reach around may or may not be extremely unsatisfying.
Mason: Hey Titus, sup?
Titus: Nothin' much man, redbox and reach around tonight, or nah?
Mason: Uhh, yeah?
by Cuddlesworth December 2, 2015
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halo reach

pretty much the last obstacle microsoft is placing between keeping my xbox and selling it for a ps3. that and controllers (except for D-pad, which is ironically getting FINALLY fixed later this year)
you better make this good bungie, like, $60 a year for gold membership good, halo reach is supposed to be your swan song
by aiexforty September 2, 2010
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i'm reaching

Hi Jason? I'm reaching
by The Hack April 23, 2003
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brown sugar reach around

The brown sugar reach around is when you feed somebody brown sugar to keep them distracted or satisfied while you fuck them in the ass. Mainly, it's the use of friendly deception while you screw someone over.
My soon to be ex and I were in divorce negotiations and I gave her the ol' brown sugar reach around.
by Micah25 March 21, 2008
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reactionary

Someone who "reacts" to change. Specifically reacts to social and cultural progress. A rejection of structure based on objective reality.

This is seen often in the far-left and is most commonly attributed to elements of it that reject social progress (ironically calling their rejection of progress as progress) and prefer a return to no formal social structure or culture, similar to primitivism. Ironically, as typical in leftist circles, the left tries to take such words and weaponize them against their enemies by giving them the opposite meaning. Similar to "fair-share" to the leftist meaning 0% taxes for some citizens and 80% taxes for the ebil nazi working class.
Antifa, and the modern uneducated leftist, is reactionary to the progress of Western society, and wished to return to a form of communal unstructured society often found in chimpanzee society.
by PetePabs June 11, 2018
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realtor

This realtor make it really uncomfortable to sit.

Flipped her over and saw a realtor staring right at me,
by therealgreg October 7, 2011
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