Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

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riding an elephant

getting pegged by a fat bitch

me: people ride elephants in india

cole: i was riding an elephant before
me: you got pegged by a fat bitch??

by schmidttywipes September 28, 2019

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riding confidential

Driving a stolen car, while also trying to avoid detection by the police.

"My brother Deontay got caught riding confidential, now he's lookin' at three years in the joint."

by xlockex1981 November 19, 2019

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(verb) a straight male attempting to entice their homosexual male friend or colleague to engage in vaguely homosexual behavior. The straight male must initiate the interaction in order to be randing their gay counterpart or for the gay male to feel randed.

Richard: Look at my pubes.
Randal: No, why would I want to do that?
Richard: C’mon, just look. I feel like randing you.
Randal: Just put a pube in my palm so I can look at it. I feel so randed right now.

by Martin Clancy November 29, 2019

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riding 'rona

Having sex with a woman who has COVID-19 specifically so that you can feel her pelvic floor muscles give you a good yank every time she convulses from coughing.

Man, I was riding 'rona on Megan the other day and it felt great then, less so now that I'm in the ICU with a 104 fever.

by theotherpervypilot March 29, 2020

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