Royalush

A California rock band, with only one fairly (sorta kinda) popular song, Au Natural.

Ralph: Dude, no one's ever heard of Royalush.
Eric: omg dude, word.
Ralph: Right dude, right.

by Chigglywiggly January 17, 2007

Royal

A guy who claims to hate girls and always disrespects them, but ends up crying and complaining about being single.

Royal just called that girl a slutty bitch last week, and now he wants to marry her.

by am2y February 27, 2014

Royal

it means cool. when something is ill its "royal"

damn, that party last night was fuckin royal.

that benz on 19s was royal as hell.

it would be so royal if i got to go to the Beck concert.

by ryan February 2, 2004

Royal Flush

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

by vanderspoor August 29, 2011

Roboloaf

Roboloaf, a combination of meatloaf and robot porn is gabe shandler's favorite sex partner besides midgetloaf (a midget form of meatloaf). Gabe loves to lick roboloaf's electrical plug and stick it up his ass, sending a energy surge through Gabe's body. This amidiatley makes gabe spooge allover himself. Gabe then proceeds to film himself and roboloaf in his own personal soft core film called Well Done Meat, involving gabe and roboloaf having dry sex. Gabe then uses these movies to watch in private when noones around so he can blow his load allover his dog. Once, Gabe was cuaght watching Well Done Meat naked by his father, who proceeded to join him in watching it

boy, that guy gabe really loves his meatloaf, but not as much as he loves his roboloaf.

by MeatMaster April 4, 2005

royalled

Fucked. From "Royally Fucked".

Dude, I royalled that bitch, it was like totally.

by Apotheosis June 1, 2003

royal slurpee

A synonym for anal slurpee, but with a slight amount of orange juice being added towards the end.

Jonny needs to stop giving away a royal slurpee to every guy he knows.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008